Handing Themselves Out Like Candy

Karra:   Man, a plague would suck if you really like daytime tv Cara:    oh man Cara:   shit, that's all i do with my life Cara:   superflu, don't you dare take my stories Cait:   hahah Karra:   but man, it would pare down the casts Cait:   Thomas: no mass entertainment? the new world is going to destroy itself in a generation Karra:   obviously, during the event of a plague Karra:   the cast of General Hospital, One Life to Live and Passions have been conscripted to go from town to town Karra:   and put on plays